Shiroku
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Post by Shiroku on Jul 14, 2009 12:34:00 GMT -5
Full title is Oddly Conspicuous Vending Machine of Random Delights, but I couldn't fit that P:
I approach an oddly shapen vending machine that accepts any multitude of money types.
Also, there appears to be a slot that will accomodate a jelly donut. Conveniently, I have in my hand a jelly donut, and I stuff it into the machine.
The machine spits out a...
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applePAI
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Post by applePAI on Jul 15, 2009 5:51:28 GMT -5
... an O-ENDAN, [so] let's get CHERRY PIE.
I insert a metal tack into the slot.
The machine gives me...
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Post by Crow on Jul 15, 2009 19:20:10 GMT -5
(I've got no idea how this works. xD Hope I do it right)
...A LARGE AMOUNT OF RAMEN which really sucks because there's no bowl so it hurts my hands due to sexy hotness.
Unfortunately, I drop the ramen, so I decide to get MICROWAVE POPCORN. Conveniently, there is a slot for paperback books, so I drop a copy of The Hogfather by Terry Pratchett (read iiitttt >>) in.
The machine gives me...
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applePAI
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Post by applePAI on Jul 16, 2009 4:58:29 GMT -5
... An orange, metal mask that covers half of one's face. Heeey, I know the guy you stole that from! Let's go look at his real face~!
Noticing that there's a slot for small trinkets, I insert a small cube into the slot.
What the machine gives is...
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Shiroku
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Post by Shiroku on Jul 17, 2009 14:00:40 GMT -5
A snowman!
After having fun in the sun and watching it melt, I scoop up the melted snow and pour it into the machine
Out comes...
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Post by Crow on Jul 18, 2009 0:53:43 GMT -5
...a nintendo DS!
Unfortunately, it's broken, and provides me only with fifteen minutes of amusement while I remember that time I washed a dog on this one game and he kicked his leg every time I scrubbed around his- *SHOT*
Thankfully, I am a ninja and am able to catch the bullet, which I slip into the machine. It gives me...
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applePAI
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Post by applePAI on Jul 18, 2009 5:51:54 GMT -5
... A Lucky Star! But it's not so lucky due to the fact that it's hotter than the sun and you burn to ashes if you get in a 10 foot radius of it.
Seeing a nearby trading card, I try to slip it in the cash slot. It works, and I get from the vending machine...
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Shiroku
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Post by Shiroku on Jul 22, 2009 18:36:42 GMT -5
A pokemon
After traveling the world to become a pokemon master, you retire and live in your house in the countryside. You become thirsty, but have no access to drinks where you are located, so you go to the city. Finally finding a vending machine, you realize you have no money. Luckily, the machine accepts anything. You take out a piece of lint and stuff it into the machine.
In return you recieve...
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applePAI
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Post by applePAI on Jul 23, 2009 5:28:47 GMT -5
... Another Pokemon! But it's a Missingno, so you get arrested for possesion of illegal Pokemon. Although, your jail cell has a vending machine and accepts bits of rock from the floor. Putting a little bit in, you get...
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